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With aspirations to become an arts/entertainment reporter or critic, I have started this website to post weekly reviews of the latest cinematic offerings from Hollywood and around the world. Currently studying Film and Journalism at Carleton University in Ottawa, Ontario, I hope my reviews here are the start to a long and fulfilling road down the path of reporting.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Aimless Summer


The Kings of Summer

  out of ****

Directed by: Jordan Vogt-Roberts

Starring: Nick Robinson, Gabriel Basso, Moises Arias, Nick Offerman and Erin Moriarty

Running time: 93 minutes


In the scope of independent features that go on to achieve a more mainstream success, there are the good Sundance films and there are the bad Sundance films. Good Sundance films succeed due to a variety of factors, such as an ambitious vision (Beasts of the Southern Wild), innovative storytelling (American Splendor), original characters (The Station Agent) and a sweet, underdog gumption (Little Miss Sunshine).

The bad Sundance films, on the other hand, are self-indulgent and quirky to the point of distraction (think Napoleon Dynamite and facsimiles thereof). Some of these efforts have misunderstood, misanthropic young adult males searching for a way out of a humdrum lifestyle, usually through women, alcohol, male bonding and other forms of autonomy.

The Kings of Summer typifies that bad Sundance film. It’s a coming-of-age tale filled with good intentions and fine young actors and TV veterans. However, it is charmless and slight, replacing humour with awkwardness and emotional depth with sullen characterization.


The three friends who comprise the film’s male contingent are Joe (Nick Robinson), Patrick (Gabriel Basso) and Biaggio (Moises Arias). Joe fantasizes about girls but is in a mellow funk after the recent death of his mother. He also struggles to connect with his stern father, Frank (Nick Offerman, who offers the film’s only chuckles).

Patrick, meanwhile, feels enslaved to his home, annoyed by the cloying niceties of his parents (played by Megan Mullally and Marc Evan Jackson). Biaggio, gets minimal backstory but stands around to provide idiosyncratic comic relief, like speaking in non-sequiturs and swinging a machete furiously. These obscure jokes rarely hit a funny bone.

The high-schoolers decide to escape the dog days of youth by fleeing from their bungalows. Together, they build a house in the woods just outside the Ohio suburbs. Living in the wilderness, the trio agrees to explore and live off the fat of the land.


Soft-focus montages of building a cabin, cliff jumping into a pristine lake and other enactments of male bonding ensue to a twee indie soundtrack taken right from an American Eagle commercial. In town, the parents dawdle around, not caring much about the safety and livelihood of their children.

The Kings of Summer attempts to provoke the same feelings of wistful teenage nostalgia that much better films – Stand by Me and Moonrise Kingdom, for instance – have already captured with more wit and emotional resonance.  

Director Jordan Vogt-Roberts does what he can with Chris Galletta’s weightless, meandering script. The screenplay reaches a level of superficiality that would be at home on the Disney Channel, including forced wisecracks that linger awkwardly onscreen, taking one out of the story.


It is a film about immaturity and coming-of-age that struggles with its own sense of creative arrested development. Not only does the screenplay consist of 40 minutes worth of material stretched to a feature's length, but Galletta has trouble making any of the characters register emotionally. Joe is smug and entitled while Patrick is a reliable, but frustratingly blank best friend.

These two characters yearn to escape from the suburban squalor; however, their home life is not rotten at all. In last summer’s infinitely superior Moonrise Kingdom, the motivations behind Sam and Suzie’s rendezvous away from adult life were clear and understandable: he was searching for pure friendship after being bullied, while she was imprisoned by bullish parents who could not connect with her.

The strain pressed upon the two male protagonists here is unclear, hence lending their vying for autonomy a lack of urgency and purpose. The Kings of Summer is a coming-of-age tale that lacks both a sense of adventure or emotional truth.


It is a slight relief to say that the film, about young teen boys adventuring in the wilderness, has several story similarities to Mud, which is still playing in theatres. Leave these Kings alone and go see Mud instead.

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